RogueLeader  

Sup dawg, gonna check out those bad-boy Olympics in the summer?

I hate people who talk like you, so it should come as no surprise that I hate you.

Shizzle yo mizzle. Anyway, my favo event is the discus. I wanted to be a discuser, but they said I was too tall and fat.

The discus? Glorified frisbee tossing is all that is. What about the 100m sprint?

I hate the 100m sprint, and all those running-based events.

Racist.