Ronaldhat  

I...I just c..c..can't belive he's gone...

You'll get by. Times can be tough, but just remember, things always look their darkest before the sun breaks through...

It's just like, he was here, a..a..and then he was like...gone...

I know it's hard when a person dies, but just be sure to remember, you're not losing a friend, you're gaining a soul...

Hey, wait a second...did you just take a shit in my gym bag?!