A Not-So Merry Christmas for Rainbow_Cat16

Author: Ryu_BoF

Date: December 19, 2003

by Ryu_BoF
12-19-03
A brain-dead Santa breaks the news to Rainbow_Cat16
Rainbow_Cat16: Hey! Look! It's Santa! Hi Santa!
Santa: Ho! Ho! Ho! You've been naughty! Coal for you!
A happy Elf gives Rainbow_Cat16 a 'present' for X-Mas.
Rainbow_Cat16: Hey! Look! It's an Elf! Got a present for me?
Elf: I haven't the heart to tell him it's a bomb...
After the bomb explodes...
Rainbow_Cat16: Where am I?
Satan: You've been a bad little kitty. Time to give you your punishment: A pineapple up your ass every hour!