Hmm. Would the boss see the funny side if I decided to urinate on his car, only then to make my way into his office, only to leave a huge pile of shat on his £450 leather seat?
Ah, to hell with it.
The following day...
"You... are... fired... P.S. Please find nearby a small gift from me to you. You may also find another in your bed"... Shit...
