All comics by SDTetsuo

 

by SDTetsuo
7-18-03
And now, a haiku...
I am gigantic
I could go a big hairy cock
Eww you fucking fag

 

by SDTetsuo
7-18-03
INSULT
RETORT
COUNTER-RETORT
QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
SUGGESTION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
NONSENSICAL STATEMENT ABOUT PLANKTON

 

by SDTetsuo
7-18-03
Women ask for it. They act all old and mature.
The you stick your cock up their ass and they get all bitchy
"I'm only 13! I'm only 13!"

 

by SDTetsuo
7-18-03
You need to learn how to figure stuff out yourself...
...
How do I do that?

 

by SDTetsuo
7-18-03
And now, a public service announcement:
WARNING!
Do not let Dr Mario touch your genitals.
He is NOT a real doctor.

 

by SDTetsuo
7-20-03
This sucks.
We used to have sex, drugs, and rock & roll!
Now all we have is AIDS, crack, and fucking techno.

 

by SDTetsuo
7-20-03
If you had to describe me in 50 words or less, what would you say?
Is "cock loving" one word or two?

 

by SDTetsuo
7-20-03
God dammit, the cherries I bought yesterday are bad! Cherry season is already over?!
There are so few things I like, why must they be SEASONAL?!
Lucky for you cock isn't seasonal, so you may continue to enjoy it all year round.

 

by SDTetsuo
7-21-03
Eminem is such a cracker faggot...
Why, what'd he do now?
Rap.

 

by SDTetsuo
7-21-03
Hey, wanna help me volunteering at the rest home?
Fuck that. Hope you have fun cleaning up 93-year-old feces!
No, just to talk to them, entertain them... maybe even get laid...

 

by SDTetsuo
7-21-03
We had this one guy at school who wore black lipstick and was all gothy and shit. One day we caught him buying an ass-vibrator!
Wait wait wait. You "caught" him? What, were you behind him in the line at the ass-vibrator store?

 

by SDTetsuo
7-21-03
Hello sir!
May I present to you -
A work of art involving my wang!

 

by SDTetsuo
7-21-03
Fuck I'm bored!
Well, at least I have a cock and the Internet...
I think I can work with that.

 

by SDTetsuo
7-23-03
Fuck I'm bored!
Well, at least I have a cock and the Internet
But I still don't see how this is supposed to work.

 

by SDTetsuo
7-24-03
WAHCHOO!
Watch out for that!
I'm leapin' over her snatch!
Wahoo look at me I'm humpin' this dog in the butt!
Now I'm back to the girl! Now I'm wearing panties!
Now I'm not!

 

by SDTetsuo
7-24-03
I'm a CS major, and I don't have trouble meeting anyone. It's just that usually I don't really feel like getting into a relationship. But just because I'm a CS major isn't an excuse not to 'mingle'.
That's 'cause you have a shiny scrotum. Chicks dig that shit.
It's so smooth! Wanna see? I have a digicam.
Don't "stiff" me though - I just want to see your package.
And don't try and pass off any of that "manhole.com" shit either. I know that shit!

 

by SDTetsuo
8-08-03
And now, some Shakespeare (with translation):
But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the East, and Juliet is the sun!
OMGWTF! JuL137 i5 s0 fuKiN h4wt!!1
Arise fair sun, and kill the envious moon, who is already sick and pale with grief that thou, her maid, are far more fair than she.
j00r s0 h4wt i 7h1Nk im g0nNa r4lph!!!1
Her vestal livery is but sick and green, and none but fools do wear it. Cast it off!
l3t m3 s33 j00r B3WB13Z!!!

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