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I Want to be a Koala so I can be Cute and Pee Everywhere
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SassyOphelia
1-04-07
If I was an animal, what animal would I be?
Easy. A kinkajou.
Because you are tiny and adorable.
And because given the chance, you would bite Paris Hilton.
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SassyOphelia's Comics
11/29/07 - I think this is reason number 301?
10/09/07 - Divide Your Age in Two and Add Seven
10/09/07 - You Just Need a Point of Reference.
10/08/07 - Reason #47
10/08/07 - Numbers 1-25 are all "MURDER"
10/04/07 - My Dreams are Really Messed Up
09/26/07 - Yes, We STILL Live Together.
09/23/07 - My Professor Looks Like Owen Wilson.
09/08/07 - Only Three More Years...
05/20/07 - Yeah, that's basically how it happened.
04/02/07 - Sometimes Songs Do Make Sense!
03/29/07 - How Cute Things Survive in the Wild
03/29/07 - My Weight Loss Obsession Has Gone Too Far
03/29/07 - Just LOOK at That Adorable Face.
02/19/07 - This is for my brother
01/23/07 - Ebony's 6 Year Old Niece Reviews Movies
01/04/07 - I Want to be a Koala so I can be Cute and Pee Everywhere
12/13/06 - Why would the puppies even bother to go to med school?
11/19/06 - I didn't ask for this gift.
11/19/06 - CBS stole the idea from me.
10/24/06 - If He Wants It So Much, He Should DO It.
10/24/06 - I got Drunk and Missed a Drug and Alcohol Meeting.
10/13/06 - She Always Wins.
09/13/06 - For some reason, this news makes me relieved.
09/11/06 - I was screaming and trapped for 15 minutes.
09/01/06 - GUESS WHAT TODAY IS!!!!
08/31/06 - She is Truly the Greatest Foe.
08/31/06 - Seriously, I need to stop doing this.
08/30/06 - Lighten up, it's just Fashion
08/30/06 - Sure Tim's nice, but is he breakfast?
08/30/06 - Sassy <3 Bacon 4 ever.
08/30/06 - A Classic, Greasy Love Story
08/23/06 - Girl sex makes up for a lack of facial jewelry.
08/09/06 - Yes, yes I was.
05/31/06 - My Last Important Birthday!
04/27/06 - I Pinch.
04/27/06 - Finals Week Makes Me So Sleepy
01/26/06 - Why Do I Put up With Her?
01/25/06 - He's Never Unclogged Anything in Any of the Games
01/25/06 - My Trex Roommate is Kind of a Jerk.
01/25/06 - Tryouts are tonight and tomorrow.
01/25/06 - Low Esteem for Other People
01/03/06 - I've Never Seen It, Nor Do I Want To.
12/05/05 - Ah-one, Ah-two, Ah-three. CHOMP. Ah-three.
12/02/05 - Juice Wearing Tights, I hate that
11/28/05 - It's not funny, but it's true.
11/18/05 - Touchpads on Ipods hate Gloves
11/08/05 - Bless Me Father, for I Made a Bad Jesus Pun.
11/08/05 - The Offer is Open
11/08/05 - Sex and Zen was a Funny Movie
11/08/05 - The Love Song of J. Alfred Folds
10/28/05 - Ruby Tuesday
10/28/05 - Chrysbellis, you're so sweet.
10/13/05 - Get the to a Punnery.
10/10/05 - But I WANT it.
10/03/05 - Promises I Can Steal The Ideas Of.
10/03/05 - He'll just end up falling some more, you know it.
10/03/05 - One Year Anniversary, Matt. Good Job.
10/03/05 - Who prints out 77 pages? Really?
09/20/05 - There Was a Better Punchline in Real Life
09/20/05 - I Love Learning
09/16/05 - I want a fat stupid dog that pees on everything
09/16/05 - Best Relationship EVER
09/16/05 - I've lost so much weight...!
09/11/05 - When I cant think of funniness, flashbacks are a good choice
09/03/05 - Actually, It's All of the Above
08/29/05 - The Song in Question is "I Want You"
08/29/05 - I heart my new apartment.
08/24/05 - Batragweed
06/20/05 - So you have to know us to get it, but screw you, I'm tired
06/15/05 - The Future Looks Bright with Stolen Youth
06/10/05 - Safer Sex
05/01/05 - Hallucinagenetics!
04/24/05 - T.G.I.Beef
04/20/05 - A Clean and Wet version of the Matrix
04/05/05 - I'm trying out the "Random Comic Layout" button.
03/21/05 - A Coif to Remember
03/20/05 - Yes...."touching" is the Word
03/20/05 - What a Touching Story...
01/24/05 - They are Kissing Right Now
11/01/04 - Sexy with Three Xs.
11/01/04 - All the Douchebags do this
11/01/04 - HOLY PROZAC BATMAN!
10/10/04 - Polk Would Have Been Proud
09/15/04 - Oh baby Oh baby
09/10/04 - OOOH Pretty.
09/10/04 - They are small, but flying talented.
07/05/04 - I bet it would be.
06/21/04 - Just Uninspired. And Hungry.
05/11/04 - And now, the Prenatal Grammys!
04/30/04 - Just don't really want to write unfunny strips like this one
02/01/04 - They Need Loving Too.
01/27/04 - I did say that. Am I a bad girlfriend?
01/13/04 - You can't take it with you. OR CAN YOU?
01/07/04 - Yeah. She has it made.
12/23/03 - Reality Cheque
12/22/03 - An Introspective Edition
12/19/03 - The Only Real Truth I Know and This is it
12/17/03 - Homoeroticism: It's what's for dinner
12/16/03 - Birthday ON Xmas? Woah.
12/11/03 - T-Rex pees with the door open, and drinks all the milk.
12/01/03 - Why oh Why are your Pants so High?
11/26/03 - Epicurian's Delight
11/24/03 - So tired I just want to sleep and maybe eat a hot pocket....
11/23/03 - Hypothetical Flashback....YAY
11/23/03 - Black Market Day
11/23/03 - That VP Was Just Asking For It
11/22/03 - Greed, for lack of a better word, is Good.
11/21/03 - Laziness is Next to Godli..wait, no.
11/21/03 - Pine Cones are Better than Gift Certificates
11/20/03 - Play it Again, Mothman
11/20/03 - Yo, ho. (Stop calling me!)
11/17/03 - Dental Hygiene is Very Important.
11/17/03 - I know YOU are, but what am I?
11/17/03 - Knowledge is Power!
11/17/03 - Meaningful Existance Lottery
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