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One day, Jimmy the child molester was walking home from the local day care center with a fresh little boy in a bag, when he was run down by a flaming walrus. He was instantly killed. The paramedics tr
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But even though Jimmy was a dirty, dirty child molester, since he had believed in Jesus, he would go to heaven. Or at least that's what Jack Chick told him.
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Little does Jimmy know that Jesus is a false god created by stupid mortals, and Cthulhu is the one TRUE GOD.
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| I tried to save you, Jimmy. If only you had listened to that death cult member when you were 5, you could be one of my high priests, but now I must devour your soul! | |
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