ScottDainty  

Hey, dad. I've thought long and hard about this but I really think I was supposed to have been born a woman.

Well, son... I never thought a day like this would come. Are you really sure about that?

Yes, I've felt this way a long time. Haha just kiddi...

SAY NO MORE! I CAN ONLY USE THIS POWER ONCE PER BEING.

DAD! I WAS JOKING!

Oh...