Zombie X: Lighter Side Of News

Author: Screendummie

Date: March 10, 2005

by Screendummie
3-10-05
On the Lighter Side of News, we have an interesting development.
Recently, loud, ignorant college students storm a workfair in San Francisco.
The reason for this? Because of Air Force Recruitment. Why? Because they believe the military to be a racist entity.
Forgetting that proud servicemen and women give up their rights to protect abnoxious protestors.
A clever Army engineer discovered that by planting "fake" recruting stations all over Iraq as a protective "shield" around installations.
So the ignorant flock to protest, asboring the blast and shrapnel of terrrorist bombings. Jokes on them!