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Zombie X: My Seventy Virgins
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Screendummie
8-02-05
Who are you? And what are you doing here?
I'm Zombie X, and I got bored with Uncle Warbucks.
That Yankee devil! I will jihad him!
And what do you get for your jihad?
I go to heaven and get seventy virgin Bob Sagets.
I think the original Bob Saget is still a virgin.
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