Can we keep these to a minimum?

Author: Screwball

Date: February 15, 2009

by Screwball
2-15-09
I was making love to this hot chick, right?
It was some of the best sex she'd ever had... I was into it, and she was just whispering that she wanted to be with me forever when I realized she was a transsexual porn star I had a crush on.
Then I fell off the bed and woke up with the DVD player still going.