Hey, Josh, I'm back from work. What's up with Twan at the reunion?
Oh, you know ol' Negatiive Nancy.
Well, it was pretty bad when he got the invitation. He pitched a fit about it.
Oh, please, JB, you know Antwan. He's always pissing and moaning about having to go anywhere or do anything. I'm sure he's probably dancing his ass off to whatever they listened to then.
...and so then after I married Chris and had 11 kids we divorced and I took up with Becky but I couldn't see me married to a woman so I dumped her and starting dating Lawrence but Lawrence couldn't...