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Step 1: Take the leg of one horse. Follow the horse's instructions precicely.
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| Well, will you at least tell me how to get horse blood out of white spandex? | |
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Step 2: Feed pudding to unsuspecting, hippy-looking murder witness.
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| I made this for you! I swear it has nothing to do with my wanting you permanently silenced for witnessing that bloody murder I committed! | |
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Step 3: Witness will die a quick and painless death. Unless he's been sleeping with Michael Jackson, in which case he will just develop a silly accent and be useless on the witness stand. Serves 4.
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| Ah swear! Ah ne'er tooched his wee anaconda! | |
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