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  Scyess  
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Based on an idea I got from andydougan I'd like to post a Dramatis Personae. But since I don't know those words I'm just going to introduce the

Cast

Jon -- idiot savant occasional super hero and main character. He longs for romance while women long for him to go away. Terribly original I know.
Jim -- cowboy and pervert Jim enjoys abusing those weaker than himself. He has a soft spot for pedophilia.
Tataki -- Jon's main love interest. She's cute violent and totally uninterested in sex or romance.
Cowdjinn -- Jon's best friend a pink cow who lives chained in his closet.
Samantha -- demonic sub-creature and the only female friend Jon has.
Earl -- a spiritual pilgrim Earl wanders the earth looking for truth.
Sanna -- Jon's other roommate & the only normal person around
etc. -- damn; out of space

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by Scyess
1-14-03
All right, Jon. You wanted some sexual experience, and I'm going to show you how to get some. So stop yer bitchin', okay?
Okay, Jim, but...
All right, ready? Let's go through the checklist! Gloves! _______________ Instruments! _______________ Restraints! _______________ Protection! _______________ Semen!
Rubber Gloves! Check! _______________ Long, metal dildo! Check! _______________ Lasso-rope, check! _______________ Helmet, catcher's pads, protective cup! Check! _______________ Bull semen, check!
All right! Let's go artificially inseminate some cows. (I wish you would stop calling the inseminator a "long, metal dildo.")
I wish you would stop calling artificially insiminating cattle "sexual experience."
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