Choosy Moms Choose...

Author: Scyess

Date: March 10, 2003

by Scyess
3-10-03
Can I go to his house, Mommy, pleeeeaaasseee!! He's so much fun! He has a pony and lives in a magic house with soft beds and happy juice!
What? Let me take a look at that.
Humbert_Rohypnol> Yes, lots of happy juice, made by my magic friend Jack Daniels. I'll pick you up behind the 7-11 at midnight in my flying unmarked van.
WHAT THE...!
...but what I didn't expect was for the mom to show up at the 7-11. But hey, beggers can't be choosers.
"Humbert_ Rohypnol"???