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Based on an idea I got from andydougan I'd like to post a Dramatis Personae. But since I don't know those words I'm just going to introduce the

Cast

Jon -- idiot savant occasional super hero and main character. He longs for romance while women long for him to go away. Terribly original I know.
Jim -- cowboy and pervert Jim enjoys abusing those weaker than himself. He has a soft spot for pedophilia.
Tataki -- Jon's main love interest. She's cute violent and totally uninterested in sex or romance.
Cowdjinn -- Jon's best friend a pink cow who lives chained in his closet.
Samantha -- demonic sub-creature and the only female friend Jon has.
Earl -- a spiritual pilgrim Earl wanders the earth looking for truth.
Sanna -- Jon's other roommate & the only normal person around
etc. -- damn; out of space

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Random Comic! Gentle Persuasion

by Scyess
3-08-05


	Mr. Shanquot, you have almost single-handedly facilitated the bringing about of world peace. Dispite your charitible donations, you are one of the richest men in the world.


	You hold honorary doctorates from fifteen universities, the key to a dozen dozen cities, and tonight you will receive the congressional medal of honor. Tell us all: how do you so much?


	There are so many people to thank... but one especially. I have to say I have to attribute my success to Ms. Haluszka, who in 5th grade made me memorize all the states and their capital cities.


	I'm sorry. I just don't see that happening.


	Okay, then how about this: learn the fucking capitals or I'll kill your parents.

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