Scyess
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Based on an idea I got from andydougan I'd like to post a Dramatis Personae. But since I don't know those words I'm just going to introduce the

Cast

Jon -- idiot savant occasional super hero and main character. He longs for romance while women long for him to go away. Terribly original I know.
Jim -- cowboy and pervert Jim enjoys abusing those weaker than himself. He has a soft spot for pedophilia.
Tataki -- Jon's main love interest. She's cute violent and totally uninterested in sex or romance.
Cowdjinn -- Jon's best friend a pink cow who lives chained in his closet.
Samantha -- demonic sub-creature and the only female friend Jon has.
Earl -- a spiritual pilgrim Earl wanders the earth looking for truth.
Sanna -- Jon's other roommate & the only normal person around
etc. -- damn; out of space

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Planning Ahead

by Scyess
5-16-05


	Pass me another sandwich, will ya? I'm trying to get up past 600 lbs.


	Good lord. Why?


	It's my new idea. I was thinking that no matter how fat I get, my skeleton remains the same size.


	So?


	So they'll have to bury me in a huge coffin. Then, 100,000 years from now, archaeologists will dig up my especially huge coffin and figure I was some sort of king or something.


	It's good to have a goal in life, I guess.

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Scyess
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