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| What're you giving to Hal for Christmas? | |
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| I'm giving him an Olive Garden gift card. | |
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| Why not just give him the cash? | |
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| So to make your gift more heartfelt than cash, you're giving him an illiquid cash substitute that can only be spent on bad Italian food... | |
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| I never said I liked him. | |
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