Scyess
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Based on an idea I got from andydougan I'd like to post a Dramatis Personae. But since I don't know those words I'm just going to introduce the

Cast

Jon -- idiot savant occasional super hero and main character. He longs for romance while women long for him to go away. Terribly original I know.
Jim -- cowboy and pervert Jim enjoys abusing those weaker than himself. He has a soft spot for pedophilia.
Tataki -- Jon's main love interest. She's cute violent and totally uninterested in sex or romance.
Cowdjinn -- Jon's best friend a pink cow who lives chained in his closet.
Samantha -- demonic sub-creature and the only female friend Jon has.
Earl -- a spiritual pilgrim Earl wanders the earth looking for truth.
Sanna -- Jon's other roommate & the only normal person around
etc. -- damn; out of space

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Answering Service

by Scyess
9-28-07


	Hi, Jon.


	Hi, Sanna. Or should I call you... DR. DEBOYSEN!!!


	Uh, what?


	That's right! I've discovered your secret identity! And I will use this knowledge to shut down your secret ring of gnome-meat processing plants!!!


	I'm going to try this converastion one more time. "Hi, Jon."


	Is it hard to talk with a mouth full of corned gnome, you bastard?

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GuyInBoxers says:

wtf?
posted Sep 28th, 2007 ( permalink )

themushroom says:

You should try their rhinocerus dung balls.
posted Sep 28th, 2007 ( permalink )

mandingo says:

this last line kills me
posted Oct 4th, 2007 ( permalink )

Hatrix says:

I can only imagine the process involved in "corning" a gnome. LOL!
posted Oct 5th, 2007 ( permalink )

Scyess says:

I think you just soak a mostly raw gnome in slightly diluted, salted vinegar. It's not that hard, really.
posted Oct 5th, 2007 ( permalink )

El_Phen says:

I think all magical beings should be corned! Kudos for starting the trend.
posted Nov 28th, 2007 ( permalink )

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