FTC 125: Sighting!

Author: Scyess

Date: January 25, 2008

by Scyess
1-25-08
Sir, I represent the FBI, please explain what you saw in the sky that night.
It was this big, shiny disc. It hung over our head most of the night, subtly changing size and color the whole time.
Bizarre. What do you think it was?
Well, 'round these parts we call it "the moon."
Based on our information, this "moon" is probably a terrorist plot.
Excellent. I'll start the invasion plans while you investigate that really shiny one that comes around in the daytime.