Samantha's a Party Girl

Author: Scyess

Date: February 27, 2001

by Scyess
2-27-01
No offense, Samantha, but I just don't understand the opposite sex. The way they crush our egos... the way they tease and flirt even when they're not really interested...
No offense, taken, Jon. I don't understand men, either. The way they always have to be so macho, the way they play on your low self-esteem...
And no matter what I do, they never find me attractive.
I said, they don't find me attractive.
Speak for yourself, Quasimoto. MY schedule is booked every Friday night.