CC 110: Beware of Cow

Author: Scyess

Date: March 30, 2002

by Scyess
3-30-02
- = Beware of the Dog = -
**DING DONG**
- = Beware of the Dog = -
What?
Good afternoon, sir, would you like to buy -- woah, what the hell? Are you supposed to be "the dog?"
- = Beware of the Dog = -
They were out of "Beware of Cow" signs. Now prepare yourself for pain heretofore only known to cud, dickbreath.
Maybe you'd be more threatening if you weren't pink. Just a suggestion.