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Based on an idea I got from andydougan I'd like to post a Dramatis Personae. But since I don't know those words I'm just going to introduce the

Cast

Jon -- idiot savant occasional super hero and main character. He longs for romance while women long for him to go away. Terribly original I know.
Jim -- cowboy and pervert Jim enjoys abusing those weaker than himself. He has a soft spot for pedophilia.
Tataki -- Jon's main love interest. She's cute violent and totally uninterested in sex or romance.
Cowdjinn -- Jon's best friend a pink cow who lives chained in his closet.
Samantha -- demonic sub-creature and the only female friend Jon has.
Earl -- a spiritual pilgrim Earl wanders the earth looking for truth.
Sanna -- Jon's other roommate & the only normal person around
etc. -- damn; out of space

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Truth at the Chinese Restaraunt

by Scyess
4-18-02

_-_-_-_-_-_TRANSLATION_-_-_-_-_-_ Waitress: "I can't believe you can eat this crap." Jon: "Actually, it's so awful I can't even tell what it's supposed to be."


	How's your food?


	Oh, very good. What's in it?

_-_-_-_-_-_TRANSLATION_-_-_-_-_-_ Waitress: "Salt, soy sauce, MSG, salt, yellow #5, MSG, and salt. And a dead cat we found yesterday." Jon: "I wonder where I can find a stomach pump."


	Secret spices. And chicken.


	Well, it's quite a satisfying meal.

_-_-_-_-_-_TRANSLATION_-_-_-_-_-_ Waitress: "Next time, stay out of our restaraunt, whitey!" Jon: "You'll get a tip when elephants learn to tap-dance."


	So glad you like it. Have a nice day!


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Scyess
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