Scyess
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Based on an idea I got from andydougan I'd like to post a Dramatis Personae. But since I don't know those words I'm just going to introduce the

Cast

Jon -- idiot savant occasional super hero and main character. He longs for romance while women long for him to go away. Terribly original I know.
Jim -- cowboy and pervert Jim enjoys abusing those weaker than himself. He has a soft spot for pedophilia.
Tataki -- Jon's main love interest. She's cute violent and totally uninterested in sex or romance.
Cowdjinn -- Jon's best friend a pink cow who lives chained in his closet.
Samantha -- demonic sub-creature and the only female friend Jon has.
Earl -- a spiritual pilgrim Earl wanders the earth looking for truth.
Sanna -- Jon's other roommate & the only normal person around
etc. -- damn; out of space

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Boring People

by Scyess
5-28-02


	...so then I said, "No way!" and he said, "No, really!" So I said, "Really?" And he said "Yeah!" So I said "No way!" and he said, "You just said that"...


	...so I said, "So?" and he goes, "What do you mean 'so'?" So I say, "Just what I said: 'so.'" And he says, "So what?" And I say, "Exactly..."


	Okay! Shut up! I can't take it anymore! Do you think I care? I'm a ROCK! Why are standing in the middle of nowhere talking to a ROCK?


	Well, I figured I could finish this story for once if I told it to an inanimate object...


	Well, you were wrong. I've been a rock for 200 million years, and I've never been this bored. I'd kick your ass if it didn't take 3 million years of geothermal pressure for me to get over there.

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