Rock On

Author: Scyess

Date: July 16, 2002

by Scyess
7-16-02
Kid, you look like an ass. When I was your age --
Sure, cowboy-dude, whatever. All I know is that I rock. I rock HARD! You wouldn't understand.
Rock hard, huh? I'll bet I could rock harder than you, ya little prarie turd.
You think so, gramps? Okay, then, let's start rockin'! One, two...
...turned out he was full of shit. I beat most of his brains out with my rock before he could even find a rock.
I could report this to the police, but is a guy who trepans guitar players with rocks really so bad? I think not.