Stupid Aphorisms

If you're living your life by any principle simple enough to fit on a bumper sticker, you're probably an idiot. These comics celebrate that fact.

Stupid Aphorisms |V

by Scyess
6-20-05


	My kid's school play is this afternoon, but I have to work all night to close this EAS deal with Linda...


	Just go! No one ever said on their deathbed, "If only I'd spent more time at the office!"


	Hey, you're right! Screw EAS... that's my kid out there!

50 years later...


	If only I'd spent more time at the office, I could afford health insurance right now.


	Ask me for spare change again, bitch!

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