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Stupid Aphorisms

If you're living your life by any principle simple enough to fit on a bumper sticker, you're probably an idiot. These comics celebrate that fact.

by Scyess
8-21-02
Hey, it's great seeing you again, Jon! But now I've got to piss like a racehorse! May I...?
Sure, the bathroom is --
Thanks!
AAAHH!! STOP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!
Uh, sorry, Jon, I thought you said it was okay.
Normally when people say "piss like a racehorse," it means they have to "pee a lot," not "pee while running around in a circle at full speed."

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