Woo-hoo! Hey there, little lady! Know what they call me? I'm a SEXagenarian! Yep! Since a few birthdays ago I'm so virile I've got "sex" in my name!
Yep! I am the very model of masculinity and prowess! As a SEXagenarian, I can sex the tarnation out of any sweet little filly that comes along! Look out, ladies! SEXagenarian on the loose! Yowza!
I, um, found your grampaw... you can take him back now. PLEASE.
Are you kidding? It took me long enough to lose him the first time.
