Semprini_Goat  

So, will you mug him for me?

I'm sorry, but I'm wallowing in way too much self-pity to even think about being helpful to ANYONE

For the love of itchy, flaky dandruff! Why don't you just go and commit suicide already?!

Hell, that's a good idea. Bye.

...did I just convince someone to take their own life?

Heh....badass!