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Britt: The Natural Self-Confidence Boost

by Seph_Deathstorm
4-06-05

A man over the edge, plops himself down and refuses to move.


	Uh... Are you like, auditioning for Oscar on Sesame Street or something?


	I hate my life, I can never get a girl, I am so freaking ugly!


	I am thinking of just slitting my wrists and ending it all!

A woman meets our distressed individual...


	HI, I AM BRITT. I AM A REAL ESTATE AGENT AND I AM ONLY 26! I LOVE HHH, AND YOU'RE A FAT PIG.


	Hmm, maybe I am not as ugly as I once thought. Man this Britt really boosts your self-confidence!