I'm not entirely sure how they want me to do this. I suppose I'll just have to improvise and do my best.
FLASH! BANG! LENS FLARE! Okay, so this was just an excuse to skip ahead in the story.
Not bad if I do say so myself. Shut up and die.
My death shall be avenged! A religion will be started in honor of me and its followers will persecute you! I AM NOT KIDDING! GET ME THE %@$# DOWN FROM HERE!!!