New Characters!

Author: Sgoast

Date: December 15, 2002

by Sgoast
12-15-02
On the other side of town...
Hey Lizzie! Matthew called about your date tonight while you were in the shower!
Oh good, I've been planning this for months and I don't want anything to go wrong!
Actually he called to cancel...
Oh jesus, whats his excuse this time? His eleventh grandmother died? His apartment was on fire? His fruity ponytail got stuck in the blender again?
So, exactly when did my TV burst into flames?
I think it was after Satan started singing "I'm Too Sexy".