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Every joke I've ever made or told has been influenced By Red Dwarf. Without this show, you wouldn't be reading this, and I wouldn't be nearly as happy in life as I am.

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BOTH fists

by Shadore
6-22-03


	Reloaded on IMAX was scrumtrulescent


	Well...the parts between the mindless babblin' sure looked better


	What's the deal with movies now? The first one is cool like Matrix 1 or Fellowship Of the Ring, and then the sequel spends its entire time on stupid dialogue that is supposed to be "oh so deep"


	Ex #2: Attack of the clones. Both it and reloaded spend like 29 minutes with "chancellors" and "emessaries" yammering away about stupid shit when we know itll all be decided by a guy with a sword


	And I'd say at least we have Guy Ritchie movies but "Swept Away" was..yeah. And Tarantino..."Kill Bill"? Female ninjas? god


	They are remaking the Punisher. Seriously. It's time for a trip down to Marvel hQ and stick both my fists in Stan Lee's old fucking senile ass

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