Shadore

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Every joke I've ever made or told has been influenced By Red Dwarf. Without this show, you wouldn't be reading this, and I wouldn't be nearly as happy in life as I am.

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I missed the Bus (Criss Cross 5th club edition)

by Shadore
9-24-03


	Riding the bus fucking sucks the big wet floppy distended labya


	Sometime there's hot University chicks on it though


	Maybe I can't see them because of the fat motherfucker sitting next to me who smells like Roseanne Barr's toilet bowl after a rousing game of "Taco Bell Frenzy"


	University chicks suck anyways though. They don't do shit on weeknights because they might not get a 9.8 or whatever the fuck. So you graduate with honors and become a real estate agent, fuck off.


	I can hear people fucking next door to me. The chick also drives a camaro


	It's time for some bananna in the tailpipe action. In more ways than 3.

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