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Beer is a funny thing

Explain

No women looks good drinking the actual beer. They are a lot easier to with once the beer takes effect, but the physical act of seeing a woman drink beer does nothing me. At all.

I have to agree. To similar effect: Shots. They gulp it down and either A. make a face like they just got punched in the gut or B. Don't flinch at all which totally emsacualtes me on the spot

So we need some sort of bridge to overcome the bad to the good.

So I bought this bat.