Shadore

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Every joke I've ever made or told has been influenced By Red Dwarf. Without this show, you wouldn't be reading this, and I wouldn't be nearly as happy in life as I am.

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by Shadore
12-06-03


	I would like to date your daughter who goes to the University


	Son, do you know how shitty it is to date a girl who is going through post secondary?


	Uh well...I just thought we'd go eat some KFC, watch a movie, and she'd jerk me off in the back seat of my Jetta


	Goddamn it son, University girls don't do that shit! You gotta listen to how tough but enjoyable all their education is! You gotta pretend like you give a fuck about their funny male friends


	Yeeesh. Count me out


	Good thinking boy. Say...do you like Gladiator movies?

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