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by Shake
2-29-04
Shake's SpC2K4's Comic
Moo.
Hey, BC. Somehow I've always thought you'd be bigger then that
Its all about the users that make it fun
Cat Girls should wank my wang, clang!
Nobody understands me....But Civ III rules! .....Still, I'll probably end up killing myself if it doesn't get in
...As well as the ones you just want to strangle...
KNOW YOUR ROOTS !!1!shit+1!!11
I should probably call Billy....

 

by Shake
2-29-04
On the internet......
I am serious. I'll NEVAH smoke again!
ARR ! Gimme sum rum, lad !
...Its real easy to lie...
I REALLY am a girl ! In a wheelchair ! And I'll RULE you all! Mwahahaha!
Fnal Fnatsy NERDS!1!!!11! I R Masculin! Bwaha ! I'm NOT a d0rk !!
...Believe me.....I KNOW.
But Treppid, I'm in love with another girl.....j00 don't have b00bs.
But Albert, I LOVE J00 !!

 

by Shake
2-29-04
Arrguments are easily ignited.....
Semifinal, Clod > j00!
I HATE YOU WITH THE POWER OF A THOUSAND SUNS !!!!!!
...But when dealing with trolls......
MBH somon is hrassing me.
What...what are you doing ?!!
...its sometimes best to let them starve.
*click* Dont frget to voet in my contst!

 

by Shake
2-29-04
Coming back to a changed board might require some adjustment.
J00r FAQ is E1337IST AND DISCRIMINATING TO N00BS !!!1!11!
Dude, its just a FAQ, lighten up.
Morals and values are a neat thing to have...
I WILL NOT BE SILENCED! I WILL KEEP ON FIGHTING! FOR THE N00BS!! FOR THE N00BS!!
I am SO hot...
...But on a message board, don't overdo it...
THOU WILL NOT CHEAT ON THY SPOUSE !!1!1!! GENESIS !! FREEDOOOOOM!!
As soon as he's done, I'm outta here...

 

by Shake
2-29-04
Two overjoyed authors...
So...you are certainly...an oddity.
That's my name, don't wear it out. Besides, you picked the sprite.
...Not too mention unworthy...
So, does this comic have any purpose besides praising the wonder that is Cromage ?
Nope, that's pretty much it. I have no clue how we could ever repay her.
So here, have your own Magus.
...Shake sent me.
Thanks, like that will make up for the hours I've spent archiving this thing.

 

by Shake
3-01-04
Its best not to give in to terrorists...
Oh dear......I had to bump all these games to make room for Yoshi's Story and Mario Paint.
My God, I can't face them. I'm not putting it up. No way.
..but you have to be honest...
*FLAME* *SUICIDE* WE WANT BRACKETS !
Zero Wing...Oregon Trail...FFT....they all didn't make it. The users will revolt...I need some air.
...they're getting kinda close.
Come out, CJayC! I will slayeth ye like thee deserve !
DIE, CEEJ ! We know you're in there! All your base are belong to teh face!!1!!

 

by Shake
3-01-04
Me and Billy....we always have such insightful conversations...
Still no &#% brackets. Billy, what in the name of the Oxen is he doing?
Right,so I say to the guy : .999~ totalleh = 1...... Wut? Oh, he's just busy, d00d, dun sweat it.
..I don't mind CJayC emulating a popstar...
What the hell could be more important then giving us brackets?
So I did a quick 33p~p with Wolf, and....Wut? Shake, he may just have a sexlife.
...but after he's done with the Micheal Jackson act, could the little boy bring us the brackets ?!
Just undress, Medigo Ultima, we'll play a little game. You like....games?
This is my first step towards fame. I'll screw my way to the top!

 

by Shake
3-02-04
We were finally rewarded. But not me.
*NINTENDO* *SQUARE* *MURDER, DEATH, KILL*
They look so happy.....my little minions.
...CJayC made sure to exclude Grim Fandango just to spite me...at the time, I didn't complain...
The one geek to rule them all....its a tough job. Luckily my wallet is too small for my fifties. Praise be to CNET.
I've won once, I will again.
..I was..busy.
YOU PUT POKEMON OVER XENOGEARS ?!!! YOU *&%$*&$
Please, don't hurt me.

 

by Shake
3-02-04
It is impossible to please everyone.....
We apologise for interrupting this program but a breaking news story has just come through.
Gamefaqs Aministrator CJayC has schocked the world by announcing no Megaman games will be appearing in the Contest bracket. We now go live to an interview with the Gaming Legend himself.
...but to deprive the genuinely serious gamers of Megaman is a crime...
We're sorry for the inconvinience, folks, there seems to be a problem with the connection. We can't see a thi-...!! What happen?
It is a disgrace!!!!!!!! I will not stand for this! 25 years in Gaming, and WHAT DO I GET ?! ZILCH ! NOTHING! SNUBBED FOR AN OVERRATED PIECE OF JUNK AS-
,,,but there are even worse things he witheld from us.
HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMAN? YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO WIN, MAKE YOUR BRACKET. CATS REARRANGED. STARCRAFT NOW 16 SEED!
Ack! It is YOU! *explodes*

 

by Shake
3-03-04
So pure...so innocent...cute, misguided newbies.
LoZ: LttP is going to win teh contest cuz' Link is teh h0tz0rz and he makes my nipples stand erect !
Right. Right, yeah....that's really going to happen. And does he?!
Every day you meet a few making a case for their favorite game...
Don't tell me Galaga doesn't have a chance !
I'm sick of all these FF fanboys. Say NO ! ...oh, and duuuude, Galaga's good, but no way it's getting past Pong, man. That's like....Conan O'Brien beating God.
...But when the regulars join the battle, I get scared......... It might be contagious.
Chrono Trigger will be the new SpC2K4 Champion!
Chrono Trigger all the way! Magus! OoT and FF VII stand NO chance!

 

by Shake
3-03-04
CJayC taking a stroll in the park with his darling prize winning poodle....
WOOF! WOOF! YELP! AIII! (Translation : I'm being raped)
Come here, girl. Plushy, where are you? Must be over here somehwere.....
..Never lose sight of your pets....
Hello, girl. Who taught you to do that? Daddy CJayC made a nice bracket, didn't he? All the mean people are wrong...
Yes, yes, a very nice bracket...... FOR ME TO POOP ON !
Lady Justice is supposed to be blind, but she might just be a Capcom fan....
I don't think this is my dog....
Haven't schtooped a bitch like that before. I keed, I keed ! I make a little joke !

 

by Shake
3-04-04
An unexpected visit....
SHAKE !!!!!!!! WHY DID YOU MAKE ME LOOK LIKE....THIS?!!!!
Dude, what the hell are you doing in my bedroom?! Just take all my money but GTFO! I'm calling n00b-control. GO. NOW!
...persistent and stubborn...
THAT'S IT !!!!! YOU ARE NO LONGER ALLOWED TO VOTE IN MY CONTESTS!!!!!
You...bu...QUIT STALKING ME! Not once in my life have I voted in any of your contests. I wouldn't touch one with a 10-foot pole. So..WTF?! Now leave me the hell alone!
...Don't, BigCow. It might kill him.
So....you want me to use logic on him?
OPEN THE DOOR! SHAKE ! YOU HAVE SUFFERED ENOUGH! YOU CAN VOTE AGAIN IF YOU WANT!!!!!!!

 

by Shake
3-05-04
The war wages on.....
Star Craft will UPSET Halo. It's the only way! Just wait until the Koreans wake up.
Baaaahhh. Halo is a one seed, it cannot lose. FPS RULZ!!!1!!
Even between the smarter folk...
The fact of the matter is, Starcraft was underseeded to the point of embarrasment. Elementary, my dear Telephone. The Koreans will prove that.
Well, CJayC won't be very ashamed, after the way he seeded the last two Contests. I'm jubilant he did not have the guts to grant Gordon Freeman and Halfilfe a 3-seed.
Billy knows his stuff...
Shake, imagine you're Korean....STOP SQUINTING! ...Would you go to a foreign language site to vote? For a Contest you can't compete in?
I hate it when he's right.

 

by Shake
3-05-04
A highly original suicide....
Here we go, babe. I've been waiting to let it all out....
Ohhh, your ass is so h0t! I'll click off the light.
...as well as strangely erotic....
Give it to me HARD !! OHHH, GOD YES ! BETWEEN THEM....NOW INSIDE ME....AHHH!
Oh, Lord, I love you so much. Smokin, I love you !
Even the moderator thought so....
I want you to know, I'm suspending all your accounts. ...But...er...I'll leave the sex topic up awhile. I'm a horny little bunny and I wasn't done yet. Now where's my hand lotion?
Your name was....'Solo'......was it now? What a surprise...

 

by Shake
3-06-04
A tranformation....
Hahaha! Now I can unleash my petty bitterness upon the world without them ever knowing it is actually I, The legendary Smurf, snubbed tournament creator, shunned predictor..
THE INCOMPARABLE FAILURE THAT IS ME! I will slip into my disguise and get back at all of them, ALL WHO SHUNNED ME ! And they'll never know! Mwahahahaha!
...Feel the wrath....
Any Tournament you create gets a lot of praise and attention!!! I am jealous, bitter and impotent and I HATE YOU FOR IT BECAUSE ITS EASIER TO HATE THEN TO GET OFF MY LAZY ASS AND TRY TO MAKE MY OWN!!!
Whoah, Smurf, why are you going off at me? I haven't done anything to you.
..Of the not-so-incognitó Smurfing Ranger!
Wh..wha-..what?! How did you all know it was me? You big meanie. I will cry and play with my barbies now.
Well, for one thing, your face is still as blue as the bruises I gave your mom.

 

by Shake
3-10-04
Every once in a while one tries...
I'm not affraid. BLACKSCAR SUCKS! BLACKSCAR SUCKS!
Don't...I tried to resist too...you will be...BALEETED
Be affraid...be very affraid...
AHHHH! Its him! Don't take my account, NO, PLEASE, DAMN YOU TO HEEELLLLL
hllo
And then there is dumber...
What if -blank- was a secret mod? Heeeey, a fad which involves doing the exact same thing that got people warned all over the place, AWESOME!
Wow so mny. Ill sav tem fur a rainny day...

 

by Shake
3-10-04
UltimaterializerX decides to take action....
MBH, we all live our lives in fear of the tirrany of Blackscar! -insert long-winded speach here-
-ignores you- MIASU!
He's like the itch you can't quite reach without help......but here is our Savior. Rejoice!
-sniff-
I will look into this right away. Fear not, my piglets, Crono is here.
The itch seems unimpressed...
Im now al, liek, no lunger twellve.
SERENITY NOW !!

 

by Shake
3-10-04
Geniuses exchanging thoughts on a level no-one comprehends
Wow, you missed a major Blackscar fad...
I ALLWAYS miss the good ones!
Alright, maybe not that profound...
Everytime he trolls, it seems fun at first. But a little later, it just hurts. Bad and deep. Like a gay bar.
.....Dude...you go to gay bars?
I guess he won't date me, then.... I really don't. Really.
WH... NO I-... B....SHUT UP! BILLEH, GET BACK HERE!
I don't want to hang out with you anymore...

 

by Shake
3-26-04
Stat-heads gathered from all over the LUEiverse..
According to this poll from last year.....and this one. and this one....never mind this one...
Are you certain Starcraft, indeed, has a chance?
Less then a week left...
Yes, Lord Solarshadow. If I had to make an educated guess, I would have to predict Starcraft proving victorious with 55 %. But we do not have all data yet.
Mmm, good work, Ulti. But we have no time for further research. How goes Chichimuryo's quest for The Oracle?
Hours later...
So....you Snowflake?
SLOWFLAKE, dammit, its Slowflake!

 

by Shake
3-26-04
A writer and his readers...
And with that, boys and boys, Cloud slaughtered KOS-MOS until there was nothing left but screws and metal-scraps.
*RAGE* *CAN'T HAPPEN* *WE'RE CHOOSING* *SCREW YOU*
This could generate a fierce but fascinating clash of wits and intelligence!
B-b-b-ut...Cloud can't lose! He has a sword and everything!
KOS-MOS blows up planets. She would totally destroy Cloud in a fight. Its not believable.
...perhaps later.
Would not!
Would too!

 

by Shake
4-09-04
Like Duck Hunt, RCR won't fly...
How could RCR be losing? Its all because of mindless fanboys!!
Looks like somebody lost a bracket point. Look, my good man, your opinion =/= general consensus.
...fanboys will cry...
But Pong has mold on it. Its icky and old and smells like feet.
Your opinion simply doesn't matter!! RCR was a lame game even for its...
And I? I'll just sigh.
*click* WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Best game ever. The crusty graphics are charming, REALLY! I'm voting, I'M VOTING!

 

by Shake
4-09-04
A race of epic excitement...
You haven't won yet, fatass. What's the matter? Getting tired, you old fart?
*pant* *inhale* Dammit, I can't go on. I...must...use a..
But what nobody saw was...
Be wery wery quiet...we're hunting wucks...ehehehehe.
AHHHHH!
DK, YOU'RE WINNER!
Hihihihihihihi.
...If I could, I'd shoot him too.

 

by Shake
10-22-04
Who's right?
Don't troll my perfect, beautiful, intelligent, sexy, single and willing topics, you obnoxious trolling troll of a troll.
Who cares?
You're the worst excuse for a fanboy ever, you hug Nintendo stands at the E3 and only eat pasta with meatballs while wearing a fake mustache!
It's fun.
TROLL! TROLLING TROLL THAT TROLLS WHILE TROLLING
It is called *gasp* an opinion! IT'S CALLED *GASP* AN OPINION!!! IT'S CAAAALLLED

 

by Shake
10-23-04
So, I finally got Deus Ex...
So, first stage. This guy Paul gives me ten bullets and tells me to eradicate Al Qaida by myself. I'm all, w00t!
I love this game so much.
If Bush really does win in two weeks...
So I crouch and peer around the wall, sniper four soldiers, sneak past a mech, this soldier walks RIGHT by me, I equip my stun-stick AND...
Like when you go into the woman's bathroom, and this woman in there is all like 'WTF GET OUT' and then for the rest of the game she's pissed at you.
I hope they don't draft me. For THEIR sake.
...then he asks me if I want to buy more bullets. Turns out, I've massacred half my own base.
This game has, like, PMS in it. Major realism. BTW, where the HELL are we?!

 

by Shake
10-24-04
So, I'm writing a board-based Rpg tha-
Oh! OH!! I want to be the main whose sperm obliterates entire planets while my ears shoot out rockets and my nostrils strangle small pets like this one..
..an-an-and I wear a purple cape that shoots darts and my eyes squirt acid that burns through the Earth's crust and reaches China where it..
will develope intelligence and revolutionize their political system and receive the Holy Katana of attack +99 which it will bring back to me! Can I? CAN I?!
'...No.'

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