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Step 1: First you have to capture an evil entity. A good place to start is Pittsburgh.
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Step 2: The long process of potty-training the brute psychopath begins.
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Step 3: After subjecting the beast to a series of electroshocks and brainwashings, it's time to try out your brand-new politician. Good luck!
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| "I would do away with the Education, the Commerce and -- let's see -- I can't. The third one, I can't. Sorry. Oops." | |
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