Sickness  

Sicky - Ern, I'm going in to porn. But I need you to cut your wang off so I can sew it on me.

Ern - wtf? Why?

Sicky - I'm going to call myself "The Cow of Porn."

Ern - o_O

Sicky - So MOOOOOOOOve over, Ron Jeremy! I'm the shit now!

Ern - XD