Siegfried1027
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These comics either tell things as they are or interpret reality so as to point out how it sucks, or how it kicks ass when I'm drunk.

Your self-image depends greatly on how you view these comics. Laugh or you're an insecure EMPIRICIST goon.

I was right all along? NO WAY!

by Siegfried1027
1-10-04


	I have to hand it to you, Nintendo. You read my mind.


	You see, when the Game Cube came out, I thought to myself "This is the perfect time to make a cartoony Powerpuffgirlsesque piece of shit."


	I mean, the bizarre, juvenile crap in Majora's Mask just wasn't enough. No, I wanted more.


	I wanted a game you are fucking embarrassed to play. I wanted a Zelda game rivaling Adventure of Link for shittiness and disappointed hopes.


	And, of course, the tedious, pointless shit you need to do at the beginning of the game should be at a maximum.


	Because, you know, you want to make sure people have as little motivation as possible to continue playing. Yep, I can see shelling out fifty bucks for this.