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These comics either tell things as they are or interpret reality so as to point out how it sucks, or how it kicks ass when I'm drunk.

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Chess Perspectives

by Siegfried1027
6-04-04

The Marxist


	I think chess is a beautiful game.


	Game? It's an eight-by-eight representation of the oppression of the proletariat, the poor pawns who must die for their robber baron kings. You sicken me.

The Feminist


	...so the queen's movement was vastly augmented in the Middle Ages...


	How generous of the feudal patriarchs to grant her that. It's too bad that the king (the longest and most erect piece - coincidence?) remains the only ultimately relevant piece. Disgusting.

Bobby Fischer


	I do sometimes prefer queen pawn openings...