SilenceGoldEm

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Bear in mind that I have NO IDEA WHY this is so appealing. My humor might not jive with the usual crude-Jesus-cursing theme that seems to run rampant on this site. I don't care. It's fun. So, enjoy... or not! ;) Also, the numbered comics go IN ORDER. I know some of you I will show this to will not understand... don't worry. ~Em

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God Rules 1.

by SilenceGoldEm
1-26-01


	God? Are you there? It's me.


	Of course I am. I've always been here. I always will.


	I know I haven't been around lately, and haven't been doing all that I should. But I just wanted to get back in touch with you. See what's up. How's the kid? Job treating you well?


	HAHA.


	And I was also wondering if you could send me a brand new convertible with a handsome, intelligent driver... and a cute puppy in the back seat. And I bought a couple of lottery tickets, think you---


	ABSOLUTELY NOT.

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