On behalf of all of Germany thanks a fucking lot, Vatican, for putting another nail in the coffin of the bloated corpse of what was once our national pride...
...by giving egomaniacal right-wing misogynists another chance to rule over half of Europe.
At the Vatican
Dear brothers and sisters, after our great pope, John Paul II, the cardinals have elected me, a simple, humble worker in God's vineyard
W00T! HUMBLENESS!
And what the hell kind of name to pick is "Bennedict"? He named himself after some pope in WWI. Who cares? I mean, come on. John Paul III!
......I had already written 16 different Lupin III parodies
