Auditions for "The Libertarian Socialist Kings of Comedy"
Noam Chomsky: A man walks into a bar and buys a bowl of pretzels. But have we considered the ethical ramifications of purchasing pretzels made out of wheat harvested in Latin America via slave labour?
Howard Zinn: No one has really looked at the geo-socio-political turmoil surrounding the poultry industry that would lead towards mass disruption of transit systems by chickens
Subcomandante Marcos: Knock Knock! Who's there? We will fight the fascist pigs in the streets! We will drive them out of our land through any means nessicary! That's who!
The Dalai Lama: Free oneself of all thoughts of revenge and one will be thrust to nirvana like a one-armed Polack trying to clap and hang on to a tree at the same time with comical results
Amy Goodman: Although the mainstream media reports that family's act is named "The Aristocrats", what they aren't telling you is that it involves scattological incest.
Dave Chappelle: So, uh, how about that Sudanese genocide?.......I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!
