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Author: Ska-boom

Date: February 8, 2001

by Ska-boom
2-08-01
A special public service announcement
Hi. I'm Jesus Christ. I'm here today to talk to you about "shock" humor.
We're highly respected metaphysical beings, and we resent being used for a cheap laugh.
And as for me, I'm just a simple cowboy trying to make a living. Please don't mock our lives.
And as the Lord of Darkness, I have many stressful responsiblities. So before you use us for bathroom humor, please remember...
... the youth of America responds.
... humorously drawn fictional figures have feelings, too.
Aw, screw ALL that shit. I'm gonna go throw rocks at that dumbass purple donkey again.