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| Hey, here's that death certificate you requested from the county clerk. Hey, how did you die anyway? | |
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| Well Hiram..I had premarital sex. You see..having sex before marriage will oft times kill you. Remember kids, sex too soon= death.. | |
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| Also, don't touch doorknobs after Gay people. | |
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