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by Sli
12-01-02
Auroras HQ Meeting...
You Cyklone, when will NinthCell be online?!
NinthWho??
Your new web server....
Ohhh that... soon ¬_¬
AND I'M NOT A GOAT!

 

by Sli
12-01-02
Nightblade, have you seen cyklone lately?
errrr....no
Zer never suspects a thing...mwahahah....
NB's Secret Bunker
Hellooooo, NB? You seem to have locked me in your cell...

 

by Sli
12-01-02
Hmm, its time to start my christmas list. Wonder what i shall ask for...
The next day
I want a car, and a new pc, and a horsey, and a helicopter, and 2 uzi's..
Sorry Slizer, you've been a bad boy this year
Well..i've got to give NB his new 50Hz processor. See you next year
pfft, what a n00b

 

by Sli
12-01-02
SLIZER I'VE HAD AN IDEA!
If it includes a random animal i'm having no part in this
NO! IT'LL MAKE US MILLIONS!!
Yeh, sure..
Later that week
TERORISTS!
Well this aint going to plan..

 

by Sli
12-01-02
OMG, I've set fire to NightBlade's IRC server!!
help me!!
Huh?
Its me! NightBlade!
HAHA BURN!!! DIE!!
help...me...

 

by Sli
12-03-02
Navada Desert (prolly near area 51)
You said we was going to have a fun weekend at E3.
We were, cept E3 is supose to be in Japan this year.
Anyway, don't blame me, Milky was driving.
b00!

 

by Sli
12-03-02
Auroras HQ Meeting...
So I was like, "Spinner may have a large bank about, but Zeus is big where it counts!"
Ahem, its time for another weekly Auroras meeting
10 Minutes of silence later...
Yo, were u goin?
CS

 

by Sli
12-04-02
I have an Idea! We can turn Auroras into 3D Realtime!
But who is going to re-script and design it all whislt taking absolutly no credit for their monkey work?
Zeriod
Zeriod

 

by Sli
12-04-02
Hey Slizer, why am I never in one of your hilarious comics?
Is it because I'm incredably boring with no physical expresion for 'humor'?
Hey, I've never thought of that Malky, if I switch to AOL I'll save hundreds of pounds and get a more reliable Internet connection! Why didn't I think of this sooner!

 

by Sli
12-04-02
Speak like yoda I do!
Mesa speaks likes JarJarBinks yesh?
Bleh Fap GAH! Fap m00 tewh FAP BWAT!
Whos that?
Milky after a few pints!

 

by Sli
12-04-02
Auroras HQ Meeting...
Ok guys, since Slizer is away I will be hosting this thrilling installment aka Auroras meeting
YOU SUCK ZERIOD!!!
Ahem, I've explained that story on numorous ocations. ANYWAY, time for Auroras News...
...No news

 

by Sli
12-04-02
Auroras HQ Meeting...
Once again I have won yet another forum poll for my outstanding contributions to Auroras. I would like to thank..
Arrogant egomaniac...
What a fix...
Shud of been mine...
Nice shirt, shame the trowsers don't match!

 

by Sli
12-05-02
Auroras HQ Meeting...
Hey Slizer! I've finally got some good news for the meeting!!
Tell us quick! Zeriods allready pulled out the backgamon board.
I broke the IRC Server!
And thats good news?
Least people cant see us being idle.

 

by Sli
12-05-02
Hey Slizer! I had an idea last night and after a few phonecalls I think we've found our new advertisement campaign!
Hmm, supose advertisement cant be a BAD thing...
Later that afternoon...
Its TV advertisement! I set the 'add' up last night and It should be shown during this comercial.
"...join Auroras today and recieve a free jar of coffee..."???
Hey! I figured more people wud signup if we provided free caffeine!

 

by Sli
12-05-02
#Auroras 12:23 Monday
O.o
o.O
#Auroras 15:65 Wednesday
* Zeriod has joined #auroras
* Zeriod has quit IRC
#Auroras 19:01 Saturday
Still waiting?
Yup

 

by Sli
12-05-02
Auroras HQ Meeting...
Well, its seems yet another week of 'pure idleness' has passed. Any progress guys?
Hmm, well I thought we had a new user on IRC, but as it turned out Zeriod forgot to change from his dalnet nick.
Today I found a penny on the floor and put it in a jar. Rekons if I find a few more I can buy the server.
I found a jar with a penny in and bought a penny sweet, w00t!
I was just spamming dalnet with my phone number using a ingenious yet suggestive nickname.

 

by Sli
12-05-02
Auroras HQ Meeting...
I think NightBlade has some news for us this week, NB?
Yup, I've got the IRC Server up and running again...
...just got to insert the disk, now, whats the DOS command for run?

 

by Sli
12-07-02
Hey Slizer, I just bought CS special gold platinum X edition. It has 2 NEW textures!!! Check it ou OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
Zeriods .... present .... spiked!
ooohhh...

 

by Sli
12-07-02
Auroras HQ Meeting...
As another Auroras Meeting comes to a close we have achieved absolutly nothing.
I achieved somthing..
Please enlighten us Cyk.
Ok, so it was last week and I was about to buy some new shoes when this happened..
A girl actually spoke to me!
Lo
get away, I have pepper spray!

 

by Sli
12-07-02
Just trust me, this idea is teh bomb!
Well I've brought bail money anyway.
Pfft, you never have any confidence in me...
Just because I've spray painted every cow in this field with "Play Auroras" you automatically assume the worst
Dam it NB, you didn't even spell it right!

 

by Sli
12-07-02
Auroras HQ Meeting...
Rather than bore you all with 2 hours of silence Milky will be providing this meetings entertainment. Milky?
OK Guys! Step back cos this could be dangerous!!
Er, didn't he spontaneously combust last week too?

 

by Sli
12-07-02
Hey Sli, NICE costume!!
Ph33r!
Have we got any f00d around here?
I think Zeriod brought it.
Hey zeriod, wheres your costume?
This is a dress up party?! OH GOD! I've brought exotic fruits and twister!

 

by Sli
12-07-02
Auroras HQ Meeting?..
Due to lack of funding on behalf of Cyklone this will be the last HQ meeting ever.
Oh NO! You cant do that! This meeting is the social event of the week for me!
Sorry, the repo people have just took our laboratory backdrop and half the chairs are allready gone.
PLEASE SLIZER!! If not for me, think of Zeriod!!!
Sorry NB, these meeting are a thing of the past now...
Ah well, I'll just have to live up to my dream of playing CS all weekend...

 

by Sli
12-08-02
PART 01 " Zeriod brings bad news"
Slizer, come quick! Its NightBlade, I think he's dead!!
Dam it, I'll never finish setting up the new office.
NB's house...
LOOK! He aint on his computer and I tried ringing his mobile but he doesn't have one!
Maybe he's just gone out to buy some noodles?
NO! Theres tonnes of them in his bed and someones uninstalled CS on the computer! We must investigate, to Milky's!

 

by Sli
12-08-02
PART 02 "The search begins"
Tell me again why we're going to Milky's?
Milky allways wins when we roleplay 'detectives'. And Milky was the only one who went to NB's birthday party last night!
Milky's farm...
Yo Milky, NB's missing! Did he say anything last night about suicide?
Hmm, well he was fine last night, maybe a bit anoyed that I didn't bring any booze...
Come on Milky, you must remember somthing.
...actually, when I left at 7pm I thought I saw Cyklone standing in the shadows. You should try his house.

 

by Sli
12-08-02
PART 03 "Cyklones tale"
So anyway, Milky said you where hanging in the shadows outside NB's house.
I was going to suprise him with a brick thru the window, but when Milky left a strange man entered!
"From what I could see through the window this happened..."
Gah, what a crappy birthday party, Oh hello strange man!
You NightBlade? I've got a present for you!
"The curtains closed but I could still hear, then after a bit I went home..."
Oh no, what are you doing! Leave it..oh god...NO!!!...
Stop running! *swoosh*

 

by Sli
12-08-02
PART 04 "Looking for clues"
There must be some clues around here somewhere!
Theres a lot of tomato sauce smeared on the bed, but NB likes his noodles spicy!
That strange man must have taken NB away. I don't see a corpse anywhere!
There's booze cans in the waste bin, but Milky said there wasn't any..
Hey why would he bother uninstalling CS?
Maybe NB killed the strange man on CS, and no the mans getting revenge! But without the chat logs we dont know who it was! Lets go back to Milkys.

 

by Sli
12-08-02
PART 05 "Back to Milky's"
We're totally lost for clues now, Cyklone wasn't much help and we cant find the CS logs.
Hmm. If me and cyk don't know anything, there was no one else at the party last night, EXCEPT...
...SLIZER!
HUH!? I wasn't there last night! I would remember such an event when I woke up this morning in the gutter covered in noodles and smelling of booze...WAIT! I brought the booze!
But I don't remember anything else!
Don't worry, you left before me. Anyway, I have finished making a machine that'll sort this mess out...

 

by Sli
12-08-02
PART 06 "The machine"
If milky was at the party all night, and slizer came and left, then milky left, then Cyk saw the man but left, whats left!?
If only cyklone went into the house, we'd probably know a lot more.
Milky's farm house...
Maybe we'll never find NightBlade.
Don't worry guys, this machine will show us!
I turned my computer into a TIME MACHINE!

 

by Sli
12-08-02
PART 07 "Back in time"
OK Guys, I'll just strap you in and soon you'll be in NightBlades bedroom last night!
Prepair yourself Zeriod, you might not enjoy what we're about to see!
Wow! I never knew 'time' looked like this!
Oh know! My ear pressure is rising, you don't have a sweet I can suck on by any chance?
It stopped! Has it worked Zeriod?
Looks theres NightBlade! And the strange man is entering, oh know!!!

 

by Sli
12-08-02
PART 08 "The truth"
Gah, what a crappy birthday party, Oh hello strange man!
You NightBlade? I've got a present for you!
Oh no, what are you doing! Leave it..oh god...NO!!!...
Stop running! *swoosh*
LISTEN! If you don't let me at your computer I can't installed the new version of CS!
NEVER! I like my classic CS, at least let me save the logs onto a disk before u uninstall it!

 

by Sli
12-08-02
PART 09 "The truth continues"
Ok. Now that you've saved the logs and I've uninstalled CS I can finally install the new version!
*SMASH*
LOOK OUT! Someones thrown a brick thru the window!
THATS IT! You can install CS yourself, I aint risking this job anymore, if its not a brick its a letter bomb, if its not...
wooahh chill out! Anyway I'm going out so lock up behind you!

 

by Sli
12-08-02
PART 10 "Fin"
Cool! So NightBlade isn't dead after all!
Yeah! And Cyklone lied to us!!
Ah well, whats new!
Lets brick his windows! Anyway, I wonder where NB went?
Later that day (back in the future)
Ah I'm so glad to see you, where did you go!
Well, I left to see if Slizer was allright, he'd drank all the booze himself. On the way to his house I found an all night noodle place!

 

by Sli
12-08-02
Auroras HQ Meeting...
I proudly announce that the new Auroras office is open! Zeriod has provided the booze and food, and Milky has brought twister!
On a more serious note, we have two new servers, try not to spill anything on them.
Hey guys I've found one of teh servers, checks it out! Wonder if I should install CS..
Later that night...
Oh for gods sake, who spilt noodles in the cd drive?!

 

by Sli
12-12-02
Auroras HQ Meeting...
...and with a click of this button ALL porn sites will be blocked. Ha! This'll stop you wasting valuable scripting time!
Maybe I can unblock those sites..
Hurry NB!
OH GOD ITS USING AOL. WE'RE DOOMED! Gah, my eyes burn!

 

by Sli
12-12-02
Auroras HQ Meeting...
OK Guys, seeing as I'm on holiday in *choke*Canada*choke* and this satellite comm aint cheap I'm putting Zer in charge for now.
See you next week...
You heard the man, get that floors scrubbed and you aint leaving until I can see my face in those shoes!
Ya think Zeriods going over the top? I mean, I'm happy to dust the keyboards but I aint going in that cupboard!
You obviously didn't see him pass me the plunger!

 

by Sli
12-12-02
Hey demonknight I've decided to hax0r the Auroras server. I havn't like the way Sli's been treating me lately.
I allready have a few security passes so it wont be hard, cept they know my IP so I need you to do it!
Ok, send me the current details you have and I'll start hax0ring!
A few hours later...
Oh Look! Someones trying to hax0r.... I'll just remove the firewall for them.... there we go!

 

by Sli
12-12-02
Woooaah! Look at that ass!!!
Wait a minute...
GOOD GOD! THATS ZERIOD!!!

 

by Sli
12-12-02
Pleave believe me Slizer, I had good intensions, honest!
You almost killed 14 people and destroyed 2 city blocks!
The plans were good on paper! Bail me out please!
Bye.

 

by Sli
12-13-02
Auroras HQ Meeting...
Welcome to the Auror..ah screw it, just go home!
Go on Slizer, keep calm and continue the meeting, CONTINUE!
Go on Slizer, kill them all, KILL!
Go on Slizer, buy me noodles, BUY!

 

by Sli
12-13-02
Christmas morning...
Oh goody its christmas morning allready. Wonder what presents Santa has brought!
HoHoHo
Bit late aint you?
Minutes later...
Well either my watch is broke or Rudolfs getting slower!
Nice fellow, hope me liked the turkey and wine.

 

by Sli
12-13-02
Auroras HQ Meeting...
Welcome to the Auroras Meeting. Today we will be discussing PDS, or for the Norwegians among us, 'easy score'.
Get of the stage Zeriod, you were designated a chair at the office opening!
NEVER!

 

by Sli
12-14-02
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!...
You ok NightBlade?
Please tell me what you bought me for christmas, the parcel is sooo big, is it a PC?
Yup
w000000000000t!!! w000000000000t!!! w000000000000t!!!
Hehe, now he'll be totally suprised when he opens his new picture frame!

 

by Sli
12-14-02
* DING DONG *
Dashing through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh through the fields we go laughing all the way.
* SLAM *
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way. Oh what fun it is to ride...
Jerk

 

by Sli
12-14-02
"As you can see the Hammer Head shark enjoys a good discussion..."
GRR!
RAR!
W00F!
God damn it, Christmas TV is teh suck! Wonder what the guys are doing...
M00?
BLEH!

 

by Sli
12-15-02
Auroras HQ Meeting...
Let me introduce the newest member of the Auroras team. It should make being an Auroras team member more bearable!
m33p
Must, Kill, MILKY!
Gah, stop it Slizer its broken!
Is it...
KILL!

 

by Sli
12-15-02
Nice 'look' Slizer! Love the hair!
pfft, he has the worst fashion sense EVER!

 

by Sli
12-15-02
Hey Slizer......... JERK OFF!
Wha?!
* FIGHT SCENE! *

 

by Sli
7-12-03
Auroras HQ Party
Done anything worthwhile since the Auroras days?
CS
NS
FAGS AND BOOZE MMMMM PIE

 

by Sli
7-12-03
EKK KKE KA KEK EAK EK AKEK
Look, do you actually know the way to the CS Lan party??
BASTARD!

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