SmeeMak  

Yo...dumbass cartoonist. Two of the exact same person ain't funny. Hell, the potential for sex doesn't even exist!

Yeah...I can't get it on with myself. I mean...I'm horny and all, but that's just too weird.

All right! This is gonna be awesome!

Hey hot stuff. I think I buried my nuts in your pants this winter, but I'm, *SLURP,* suddenly feeling a bit famished.

I fucking hate you.