Life with Sean

Author: Smokehouse

Date: October 17, 2003

by Smokehouse
10-17-03
A hungry Smokehouse visits Don Harris at his day job:
Hey there, Smokehouse. Welcome to McDonald's. What can I get ya?
How's it goin', Don? I'll have a quarter pounder with cheese, french fries and a Coke.
You could have just said 'Number 4', you know. Thats what it is, a NUMBER FUCKING *FOUR*!
Uh, sorry, dude. I'll have a number four, then.
You know, man, I don't even know why they call them quarter pounders! I mean they weigh much less than that! Plus, the fries don't really come from France! It's a load of shit! ...And another thing...
That's it, keep talking, jerky. Another minute and I eat for free.