I would like to formally say I'm sorry for the abrasiveness of my last comic. I did not mean to insult Brian and Blake just because they can make a joke and be funny when I can't.
...Wait a minute. I wasn't even TRYING to be funny with those comics.
No, stupids. I'm not really angry.
...YOU KNOW WHAT?! FUCK YOU BOTH! I HOPE EVERYONE DIES! AND IF THEY DON'T, I'M GOING TO KILL EVERYONE WITH MY BARE EYEKNUCKLES! YES, EYEKNUCKLES! DAVEY THE WOODSMAN HAS SPOKEN!